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Review: Devil’s Due

I bought the movie over the weekend. It’s a combination of Born, The Exorcist and a bit of Rosemary’s Baby sprinkled on top. The bare belly scene in the trailer is the only noteworthy one in the whole movie. The problem with this movie is it’s obvious all of the elements were taken from somewhere else. The only difference is this one kinda leaves the door open for a sequel with the way it begins and ends.

That said, the plot is basically this: A couple honeymooning in the Dominican Republic are lured in by cultists and the wife is impregnated with a the anticrist. The movie plays out what happens to her. If you’ve at least seen Born, you won’t see anything new. The mother is even possessed by her baby periodically throughout the movie only in this possessed preggo mama flick she’s easily more powerful than Mary Elizibeth was when she in Born. There is also no effort at making it a comedy. The storytelling could have been good but there was too much focus on teasing things. I also found the “documentary cam” they went with annoying as the camera is in a fixed position for the entire movie.

Overall I give the movie a 6/10 and the belly content a 3/10. It was definitely lacking there. Trailers are for teasing. The full movie should have had a lot more to show for it. Oh, well. It is what it is. In terms of rent or buy, I say buy. Why? Because of the deleted scenes they cut from the final product. They do a much better job explaining things than what was left in the movie.

Season Premeire Review: Playing House

 

I bought a season pass from iTunes to make sure I don’t miss an episode. The first two episodes–Pilot and Bird Bones–ran back to back so I prettymuch got 40 minutes (no ads WOOT!) to start with.

Before I give the recap, here’s an overview of the TV series courtesy of IMDB:

Childhood best friends Maggie Caruso (Lennon Parham, “Best Friends Forever”) and Emma Crawford (Jessica St. Clair, “Best Friends Forever”) have shared countless adventures growing up together in the charming town of Pinebrook, CT. Now, Maggie and Emma are in store for one of their biggest adventures-raising a baby. When Maggie discovers that her husband is having an online affair with a muscular German woman, Emma gives up her burgeoning business career in China to stay in their hometown and help Maggie raise her baby. Meanwhile, as Maggie prepares for the birth of her first child and the fallout of her marriage ending, Emma must confront the past that she abruptly left behind thirteen years ago — her first love and local cop Mark Rodriguez (played by Keegan Michael Kay of Mad TV fame), her prim-and-proper mother and a small town that she’s never felt comfortable in. Despite their differences – Emma is brash, bold, and assertive while Maggie is grounded, rational, and safe – the women complement each other the way only best friends can.

 

The pilot opens with Emma returning to her hometown from China for Maggie’s baby shower. During Emma’s presentation at the baby shower Maggie finds out her husband has been having an online affair with a woman in Germany. The same night, a lapse in judgement forces Emma to chose between being there for Maggie or her career. Obviously she choses Maggie it this wouldn’t have had an Episode 2. Emma declares she will move in with Maggie and help her take care of the baby.

Speaking of Episode 2 (Bird Bones), you get a glimpse into the ladies’ shared past with the introduction Mark’s wife Tina. Tina, who suffers from Osteogenesis Imperfecta (more commonly known as Brittle Bone Disease) was the subject of the ladies’ teasing when they were in high school. Emma and Maggie end up spending the day with Tina while Mark deals with a wierd case involving garden gnomes. Know that scene in the trailer where Maggie randomly kicks in a door? It happens in this episode after Emma accidently spills the beans about how mean they were to her in high school. Tina locks herself in the master bedroom. While Emma is on the phone with Mark, Maggie is trying to get the door open. Tired of waiting around, she kicks the door in. As for the bath robes, the ladies were messing around in the bathroom and accidently tripped the shower.

 

So far I give the show a 7/10, which is respectible. It’s prettymuch hit or miss with the jokes. Luckily this wasn’t taped in front of a studio audience (“Applause”, “AWW!”, “Laugh”, etc.) or it would’ve gotten real annoying real quick. The hilarious misunderstanding at the end of the Pilot episode will likely be explored to death in fanfiction as FemSlash just like another fandom I know wih two female leads.

Keegan is a treat to watch on the small screen though I’m sure many of you know him from the horror movie spoofs he’s co-starred in. I think I said this in my other blog post but the belly on Maggie is fake. Lennon actually had children and though they made her look younger for the show, I think her body was a good fit for the role. It’s said you can tell if a woman’s had kids just by looking at her breasts. Not that I’d know but in her case, they fit well with the fake belly she wears. It looks natural even though I know she isn’t actually pregnant. Unless the fake belly is a prosthetic (which costs a bit more than wbat’s usually used for women playing pregnant characters) they’ll probably use a body double for bare belly scenes (though it looks like it is a prosthetic to me).

According to IMDB the first season will have 10 Episodes. That can mean anything from their wanting to see how Season 1 does before filming Season 2 to filming Season 2 while Season 1 is airing. My guess is Maggie will give birth by the end of Season 1 and if not, early Season 2. The track record for a pregnant character with live actors being pregnant for too long (unless the actress is really pregnant) isn’t that long. There’s also the possability Emma or Tina might get pregnant at some point and if the writers know what they’re doing, they could make it work.

Another pregnant meteorologist on Boston’s Fox 25

 

This time it’s Sarah Wroblewski, who looks to be 7-8 months along right now. Like her predecessor Cindi Fitzgibbon (who works for another Boston network as a Meteorologist now) you’d have to really try to find pics of her pregnant. I did an image search and could only find the before pics. For video, you’ll have to go here since I can’t embed the vids from that site in my blog.

It looks like she’ll keep working until she pops so there’s that. You can watch a live stream for free through the website as well. Of course, I live in Boston so I can watch on TV. She used to only work weekends but she’s worked weekdays for two weeks now, presumably to both fill in for someone taking time off and/or because of the Boston Marathon coverage.

Once I can find a pics of her pregnant I will edit this post and add them in. When she worked for Fox 25, Chief Meteorologist Cindi Fitzgibbon (now working for another Boston network) was pregnant twice and was on the air every day until she gave birth both times, went away for a few weeks and then came back. I assume the same will happen with this one ^_^

New Show Playing House Premires April 29 on the USA Network

 

Here is one of the Trailers:

Before you get your hopes up, the belly’s fake and her character will likely be pregnant for just the first season but I like the premise.  The pregnant lady catches her husband cheating and decides leaves him and move in with her best friend. She’s 8 months pregnant at the start so unless they really stretch it out she’ll likely give birth by the end of the first season.

I will watch the premiere next week and will post a recap here. Playing House premeires April 29 at 10:00PM (EST) on USA Network.

 

Review: Legion and Children of Men

Two movies with an End of Mankind as We know it plot. Two movies with the lead male playing the role of protector and guide of the lead female. Two pregnant women whose babies have the potential to save the world simply by being born.

Yeah, I know. Even before these movies the concept’s not exactly old. Let’s go over the movies one at a time.

Legion’s entire plot was revealed in the trailer. Don’t believe it? Here it is:

I rented the movie so I could watch it in full. The pregnancy aspect aside, the concept was intriguing: Fed up with mankind’s sins, God decides to unleash his angels on the unsuspecting world. The only one who doesn’t join the others is the archangel Michael, who instead sides with the humans and rushes to the defense of Charlie, a pregnant waitress working at a diner conveniently located in the middle of nowhere. I say conveniently because this is where the almost the entire movie takes place. As I said above the entire plot is predictable.

Everything you need to know about the movie is given to you in the trailer: Angels possess people and come after the Charlie and the others holed up in the diner. The reason: They want to kill the baby in Charlie’s belly that’s conveniently about to be born.

This was the only clear belly picture I can find doing an image search.

I also found this:

For some reason only the bad shots made it into Google.

There are a couple close up shots near the beginninng of the movie but they’re blink and miss. As is the norm with Hollywood movies they played hide the pregnancy. Despite the fact she was the main character more time was spent on the support cast than her. And in case you’re wondering no she never fired a gun in the movie. Just posed with one, which I admit in itself was pretty cool. Too bad what the people were fighting were more or less zombies, taking away the cool factor.

Overall I gave the movie a 4/10 and the pregnancy content a 7/10.

It’s worth seeing the pregnancy content for and not much else. I liked the concept but they did a poor job executing it on film. They spent way too much time trying to give you a reason to care about the support cast before they were killed off one by one. God wants to wipe out humanity and he decides to dispatch angels to do the job. Really? He spoke the universe into existence. It would’ve been far simpler to just speak us out of existence. As one character said in the movie the plot itself is something Lucifer would be more interested doing and if God beat him to it, he’d actually want to join up with Michael and the other survivors to stick it to God. THAT would have been a much more interesting plot twist had it been used.  This is of course ignoring the whole “Jesus’ death redeemed mankind” thing but whatever.

If you want to see it now I’d say rent it. It’s only worth seeing once. As I said the pregnancy content is meager despite the pregnant woman being the lead female. Most of the time the camera is above her belly. Again: Great idea poorly executed.

Now let’s talk about Children of Men. Like many other folks the trailer was what got me interested:

Unfortunately, that bare belly shot is the only one in the entire movie.

Based on the book of the same name as I understand it, the movie takes place in the year 2027. That’s 14 years from now or 21 years from the movie’s original 2006 release. For somee unknown reason, women are unable to give birth and at the start of the movie, the world’s youngest person is killed. Civilization as we know it is ending as experts predict humanity will be extinct within 50 years.

Enter Kee:

…And yes the belly is fake.

Still looks good though. In a world where women are unable to conceive Kee is nearly full-term. The problem: Society has collapsed into anarchy and chaos so it’s not exactly safe to go out and say “Look, everyone! I’m pregnant!”

In stark contrast, the most powerful moment in the movie for me was near the end when her baby quiets a war zone:

The clip speaks for itself but…yeah. Try to imagine being in a world where as far as you know, you’re in mankind’s last generation. As far as you know, once all of the humans currently alive die that’s it. Humanity is extinct. Then you hear a sound you’ve never heard in your lifetime: The cries of a baby.

While yes the movie’s propaganda is obvious it’s tolerable. And The Human Project is a real organization. This movie is based on the scenario of what if mankind lost the ability to procreate. The Human Project is working to hopefully make sure we never have to find out.

Overall I gave the movie an 8/10 and the belly content a 7/10.

The ending felt abrupt personally and although there’s just the one bare belly scene I loved how it was set up. They could easily do a sequel with the ending but given the propaganda embedded into the film I know it probably wouldn’t happen. Maybe have the sequel take place five years later with scientists and doctors successfully helping several couples get pregnant. I don’t know.

At current Children of Men is relatively easy to find in bargain bins for $8 or less. It’s also on iTunes and Xbox Live.

Not what I planned for the first post back

But the fact is, there’s not a whole lot going on in terms of Pregnancy in Movies, TV and etc.

There is that new TV show Pregnant & Dating (Airing on We TV, it’s also available for download on iTunes and Xbox Live) but after watching the first five episodes on We Tv back to back I’m not expecting a whole lot from it in terms of belly content. The camera shots are from the chest up and most of the time they play hide the belly.

Speaking of expectations: I’m gonna make a page on this in more detail but I’ll say it now so folks know: If you want (Free) pregnant porn go to Love Pregnant or some other site. I won’t be showcasing that here. Like The Belly Zone I will be showcasing primarily non-nude pregnant bellies found in Movies and TV Shows (as well as video games and Anime). Don’t worry, if a scene like the belly scene in The Change Up has nudity I wil still post the screens here. For video clips I will point you in the direction of The Belly Zone and/or Love Pregnant.

Lately things have been quiet on the Pregnancy in Media front. It’s been like that for the last few years now. While yes Kim Kardashian, Princess Kathrrine and Beyonce’s pregnancies were all over the news I mean in actually Movies and TV programs. This includes indie films, international programs and documentaries. After the great disappointment that was the film adaption of the self-help book What to Expect When You’re Expecting I’ve been really skeptical when I hear of pregnancy content in an upcoming movie or TV show. Then when you have 17 Filies (17 Girls) putting its American counterpart (Lifetime Movie Network’s The Pregnancy Pact) to shame in terms of belly content…yeah. You learn not to expect a whole lot from American media in that regard.

For that reason I warn you updates will be sporatic. If you want info on what’s going on at various pregnancy interest sites bookmark my other blog Victor’s World View. I will also post there when new pages and links have been added to this blog.

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